I compare guys with beards to serif typefaces and guys without beards to san-serif typefaces. Like in the 1950’s-60’s when Helvetica wiped out all the whimsical, frilly type treatments in design and advertising, one day young attractive women will come to their senses, and, like Michael Beirut said, “want a clear, refreshing glass of water after traipsing through the desert with a mouth caked with sand and dirt.”
i think this guy’s confusing beards with the hipster facial fur fashion accessory. don’t knock the beard. the beard never did anything wrong.